1. No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
2. Unless
you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never
grow
3. Can’t talk, telepathy only!
4. I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
5. Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.
6. The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.
7. Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
8. I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts.
9. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
10. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
11. Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
12. Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
13. Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
14. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
15. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
16. If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
17. Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
18. People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
19. It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
20. I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
21. A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
22. In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
22. In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
23. When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
24. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
25. Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
26. Some people should just give up at engineering (or medical) ………i have.
27. Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
28. I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
28. I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
29. Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
30. Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
31. Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
32. Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
33. When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
34. When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
35. Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
36. The best is yet to come.
37. Hold the vision. Trust the process.
38. Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
39. Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
40. I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
41. A wise man can always be found alone
42. Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
43. I was born intelligent but education ruined me
44. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
45. I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
46. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
47. I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
48. I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
49. I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
50. I am only good at hiding my feelings
51. I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
52. I am responsible for my own happiness
53. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
54. It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
55. I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
56. Down to earth but still above you all.
57. Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
58. I like cars with edges and women with curves
59. Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
60. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
61. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
62. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.